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Toys for Men

We carry a wide range of products to suit a variety of budgets and tastes. Our most popular products are shown below. Please call or stop by for more information on products, current promotions and custom options.

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Palm Pal UR3 Pussy
$24.99

Pleasure in the palm of your hand! Designed to fit easily in your hand. Made from realistic UR3 Material. Satisfy yourself when you want! Formed from the legendary UR3 Rubber that feels almost identical to real thing. Super tight and super stretchy with heavily ribbed tunnels for extra sensation, these babies fit right in the palm of your hand for the best hand job you will ever have. Stretches to fit any size.

TLC Cat In A Can Pussy Stroker - SORRY, SOLD OUT
$21.99

Tight, Virtual Touch texture of CyberSkin pussy in a can. Just pop the top, remove stroker, and enjoy.

Measures: 5 inches long and 2 inches wide.

Sue Johanson Head Honcho
$25.99

This silicone jelly masturbator is endorsed by Sue Johanson. Its tight stretchy feel and 3 suction cavities is perfect for some first rate cock stimulation.

Measurement: 5 inches in length.

Glow Stroker Sweet Pussy
$24.99

Enjoy yourself tonight with the Glow Stroker Sweet Pussy masturbator. When the lights go off, its green strip will start to glow as you take care of business. This masturbator is super soft, stretchy and has a textured stroker channel for amazing stimulation.

Oro Stimulator
$24.99

This product is similar to the Vibrating Oro Stimulator. It has a shorter, slippery latex sleeve with an attached hand pump. The hand pump helps re-create the sucking sensation of oral sex. It does not have the vibrating insert, but still feels great. Just put a few drops of lube (included) and start gliding. Made of rubber tube with a latex extendable sleeve for fit and comfort.

Twice As Nasty Stroker - vanilla
$32.99

Finally fulfill your A.T.M fantasy as you pound her tight little backdoor then flip her around and give her a taste! This realistic, double-sided TPE masturbator features ass and mouth openings and a ribbed internal texture. Water-based lubricant recommended.

Mistress, The Perfect Suck - Courtney
$49.99

This deep throat vibrating mouth stroker features a realistic mouth, with a textured tongue and throat. Lifelike entry feels just like the real thing, while the tongue provides perineum stimulation. Compact design has a non-slip comfort grip, and the open end makes clean up easy. Vibrating bullet with batteries included. Made of TPR BioSkin. Measures 7 in. by 4 in. by 2.5 in.

Pipedream Extreme Flip Her Over
$29.99

Here's the answer to every man's dreams...a pussy at one end and an ass at the other, with nothing to get in the way of you cumming! This dual-entry jerk-off sleeve is made from super-soft Fanta Flesh and clings to your cock just like a real lover would. The ultra realistic pussy lips wrap around every inch your pleasure rod, giving you the most lifelike fuck experience ever imagined. Pound her pussy, then flip her over and shove it in her tight little puckered asshole! As always use plenty of Moist Lube for an extra wet encounter and Pipedream Toy Cleaner for quick and easy cleanup.

Doggie Style Debbie
$74.99

Let Debbie be your compact fuck toy! Spank Debbie's tight little ass before you fuck her. She is on her knees just for you. Give it to her from behind "Doggie Style",just the way she likes it. The ultimate fuck toy has a tight deep pussy with a ribbed tunnel, and is made of soft ultra realistic UR3 material.

Deep Throat Stroker
$24.99

This soft and stretchy masturbator feels just like the real thing! Insert your penis through the smooth pink lips and enjoy the deep-throat sensations of the textured love tunnel. The ergonomic curve makes it easy to simulate real-life action that will bring you to new levels of amazing climaxes! Cleanup is easy thanks to the open-ended design.

Measurements: Approx. 5" in length and 2" wide.

Perfect Pair Stroker
$99.99

It may not be anatomically correct but this pussy stroker with jumbo boobies sure is a lot of fun. This petite version has a Skinsational feel, featuring specially formulated super soft TPE realistic skin. Weighs 2 lbs.

Mistress Brooke Doggie Style
$99.99

Realistic, hand-painted detail with inner ribbing for added pleasure. Soft and stretchy with hand-painted lips for a real life look and feel. Comfort grip exterior with narrow anal tunnel for a tight sensation. Open-ended design makes clean up a breeze. Use only with water- or silicone-based lubricant.

10 Function Vibrating Egg included

Proudly made in the USA

Fleshlight Pink Lady Original
$79.99

The Pink Lady Original Fleshlight was the first sleeve developed from the patented SuperSkin material that feels like the real thing. Original texture sleeve, 10 in. long, with smooth interior for those who are more sensitive and want their session to last longer (see photo for detail). Also features wider canal, 0.75 in., which makes it ideal for those with extra girth. Black case. Lady (vagina-like) orifice. Rear cap can be loosened or tightened to modify suction during use.

Fleshlight Pink Lady Vortex
$79.99

The Pink Lady Vortex Fleshlight features the patented SuperSkin material that feels like the real thing. The Vortex sleeve offers four spiraled chambers of dizzying pleasure. Canal length 10 in., diameter 0.25 to 0.75 in. (see photo for detail). Black case. Lady (vagina-like) orifice. Rear cap can be loosened or tightened to modify suction during use.